Donkey Hit by the Deck

This guy is the biggest donkey to get hit by the deck in a long time. He went from under $40 to over $400 by doubling up donking out hand after hand. I rsd 3x late pf with AQ, he rersd to $21 from the blind with KQs, I shoved (because I knew I was good), and he calls, and hits his flush for a $260 pot. He hit hand after hand, and then the luck ran out. He reraised late with 69s, then called all in from aces in the blind for $35. He went down to about $280 when I raised utg with AQ (again), he reraised to over $20 with 47s, I shoved for $190, he calls and hits two pair.

Luck Be a Lady

His sense of rhythm is way off, but for me, this is the classic poker song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfInancKQdE

O8B Maniac

This guy is trying to play a super-aggressive style of Omaha, but can't quite pull it off. I saw him burn through over $250 since I sat down, busting out and rebuying at least 4 times:

1st bust: http://www.pokerhand.org/?4632967
2nd bust: http://www.pokerhand.org/?4632962
3rd bust: http://www.pokerhand.org/?4632965
4th bust: http://www.pokerhand.org/?4633014

I'm the Luckbox

I've never played with this guy before - he was up 2 buyins on a 7-2 hold'em table when I hit his 7-2 two pair with a flopped set of 3s. The funny part was him spewing about what a luckbox I am. Within the next five hands he called me a joke six times, and a luckbox five times.

( Result for Hand 1605012083 )
KODIAKZERO wins ($69.25) with (Three of a kind, threes).
SHIPIT1227: i knew it
SHIPIT1227: a set
SHIPIT1227: ****** luck box
KODIAKZERO: lol, vs your 27? hahahaha
SHIPIT1227: see how they put 2 an 7 out there
SHIPIT1227: i had 2 pair
SHIPIT1227: u dum ***
KODIAKZERO: and I'm the luckbox, ok HAHAHAHA
KODIAKZERO: ROFL!!!
SHIPIT1227: ur a joke kid
KODIAKZERO: k
KODIAKZERO: you trying to tilt me, or make me laugh?
SHIPIT1227: u got lucky the 2 came out
SHIPIT1227: u ***in joke
( Result for Hand 1605014663 )
SHIPIT1227 wins ($2.40) with (Two Pair, fours and threes).
KODIAKZERO: ok tilt monkey
SHIPIT1227: disgusting luck box
KODIAKZERO: 2nd best sucks don't it??
SHIPIT1227: ur a joke
KODIAKZERO: esp. when u "knew" I had the set
SHIPIT1227: i did
SHIPIT1227: what else u have loser
SHIPIT1227: tuff to get away from
KODIAKZERO: just keep shipping it
SHIPIT1227: if u have AA u lose
SHIPIT1227: u joke
SHIPIT1227: u got lucky i had 2 pair
KODIAKZERO: are you STILL complaining?
KODIAKZERO: hand was over 5 mins ago
KODIAKZERO: move on
SHIPIT1227: shut ur mouth kid
KODIAKZERO: try "block chat" bud
SHIPIT1227: dont worry i will crack u wide open
( Result for Hand 1605017947 )
CHANZE008 wins ($10.20 chips).
KODIAKZERO: keep firing then
SHIPIT1227: im up 100 um good
SHIPIT1227: i was up 150
KODIAKZERO: you came in with $13? wow
SHIPIT1227: intill luck box hit a set
( Result for Hand 1605021955 )
MARCEL260190 wins ($1.25 chips).
SHIPIT1227: if i had 77 u might be cryin rite now
SHIPIT1227: lol
KODIAKZERO: so what feels worse - that I hit it, or that u paid me?
SHIPIT1227: u ***in joke
KODIAKZERO: lol
SHIPIT1227: god u suck
SHIPIT1227: keep talkin loser
KODIAKZERO: yeah I'm a total payoff wizard
SHIPIT1227: tuff hand to get away from
SHIPIT1227: ur the luck box
SHIPIT1227: 2 outer champ
KODIAKZERO: well, if ur as half as good as u think u are, you'll recover
SHIPIT1227: 7 on river
SHIPIT1227: be sick
( Result for Hand 1605023168 )
KODIAKZERO wins ($1.45 chips).
SHIPIT1227: oh dont worry bout that
SHIPIT1227: it will come from u
KODIAKZERO: ROFL, ok
SHIPIT1227: watch luck box
SHIPIT1227: luck runs out
SHIPIT1227: i will b there wit a monster when it does
KODIAKZERO: YOU HIT 2 PR WITH THE WORST HAND IN POKER
KODIAKZERO: JUST STFU
SHIPIT1227: we r at a 2 7 table u ****** loser
SHIPIT1227: god ur a joke
( Result for Hand 1605026474 )
DJGRUMPY wins ($2.15 chips).
SHIPIT1227: u win 36 dollars an wont shut up
SHIPIT1227: first time winning huh>?
SHIPIT1227: i understand
SHIPIT1227: i would b happy my first win too

"u could of got me for way more"

Here's a line that I've never understood in poker chat: "u could of got me for way more". In this hand, he bets a small pot with king hi flush, I call with top set queens, turn the top boat, and then flat call his probe bet, then raise him strong on the river after his bet indicates he thinks he's still good. He calls, and then calls me an idiot because he would've paid me off even more. Go figure.

(Result for Hand 1599645032)
KODIAKZERO wins Hi($26.15) with (Full house, queens full of eights).
You've been awarded 3 Absolute Points + 1 FAME Status Point.
REHABSLAVE: nice catch
REHABSLAVE: your an idiot
KODIAKZERO: thx for paying
REHABSLAVE: u could of got me for way more
KODIAKZERO: lol
KODIAKZERO: so you're a bigger fish than I thought, ok
KODIAKZERO: I'll keep that in mind