Monday, June 22, 2009

The game is crooked, but it's the only game in town...

There's a poker quote that goes like this:

George Devol: "Can't you see this game is crooked?"
Canada Bill: "Sure I know it, but it's the only game in town."
~William "Canada Bill" Jones

and that's exactly what this poker chat reminded me of:

( Result for Hand 1493661463 )
ED_BAILY wins ($15.00) with (Full house, fives full of nines).
LEBOSSDES3B: LIMP
AASEDUCTION: NEVER A DOUBT
AASEDUCTION: NO WAY FOR A BOARD PAIR TO MISS A PLAYER
AASEDUCTION: AT UB
LEBOSSDES3B: CRAZY
AASEDUCTION: ALWAYS THE LEGIT SHUFFLE
( Result for Hand 1493662648 )
AASEDUCTION wins ($5.00 chips).
LEBOSSDES3B: SURE
LEBOSSDES3B: LOL
( Result for Hand 1493669350 )
ED_BAILY wins ($49.40) with (Full house, fours full of queens).
AASEDUCTION: HILLARIOUS
AASEDUCTION: SO FUN TO WATCH HOW FIXED THIS SITE IS
AASEDUCTION: PREFLOP RAISE WITH TRASH FOR THE BOARD SET
KODIAKZERO: so why play here then?
AASEDUCTION: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON IN THE WORLD
AASEDUCTION: TO PLAY HERE....PERIOD
KODIAKZERO: ok then
( Result for Hand 1493671648 )
ALLINKC wins ($1.90 chips).
AASEDUCTION: just another online crooked site
KODIAKZERO: until you win
AASEDUCTION: nope
AASEDUCTION: if you think you will ever win here you are a moron
KODIAKZERO: I just cashed out $800 last night
KODIAKZERO: so I must be REALLY stupid
AASEDUCTION: you are a lying poker player
AASEDUCTION: as if that is new
AASEDUCTION: you will do nothing here but pay rake
AASEDUCTION: period
AASEDUCTION: if you tell me anything else i know you are full
AASEDUCTION: of shi...t
KODIAKZERO: so again, then why do you play here?
( Result for Hand 1493675537 )
ED_BAILY wins ($1.90 chips).
( Result for Hand 1493677455 )
KODIAKZERO wins ($3.32 chips).
KODIAKZERO: ok

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